· By Patrick Raymond
Your Order is Almost Here 🚀
Yippee, we're shipping !! The new equipment arrived and was immediately installed. I wish I could show you, but my patent attorney would strangle me for disclosing our manufacturing methods.
Some of you have been waiting patiently since late November. We are shipping out on a first-come-first-served basis. My team is a wonderful group of people based here in the USA, so please bear with us as we work though the backlog. The daily assembly rate will start slowly, then it will increase steadily.
Based on the queue, we expect to ship as follows:
- Orders 4351 - 4400 on Jan. 21 SHIPPED
- Orders 4401 - 4450 on Jan. 22 SHIPPED
- Orders 4451 - 4500 on Jan. 23 SHIPPED
- Orders 4501 - 4550 on Jan. 26 SNOW DAY
- Orders 4501 - 4550 on Jan. 27 In Queue
- Orders 4551 - 4600 on Jan. 28 In Queue
- Orders 4701 - 4800 on Jan. 29 In Queue
- Orders 4801 - above on Jan. 30 In Queue
If this schedule is does not satisfy your expectations, I certainly understand. If you want a 100% refund, just email me "REFUND" and I will honor your request immediately. But I hope you don't. Because all the components are here, and my small business is committed to shipping to all customers. By waiting, you keep your priority in the queue.
Happy Bathing !!
~ Patrick the Inventor