Latest News from Patrick the Inventor
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We're Sorry: Product Recall 😢
OK, bad news. Many customers are reporting a major defect. The film on the panels is so thin and fragile that it's splitting apart. We re-shored production to the USA, and this was the first time we used this particular...
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Your Order is Almost Here 🚀
Yippee, we're shipping !! The new equipment arrived and was immediately installed. I wish I could show you, but my patent attorney would strangle me for disclosing our manufacturing methods. Some of you have been waiting patiently since late...
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Back on Track ! Your Order is Coming Soon 🚚
It's Patrick the Inventor again. I'm happy to say that we are back on track. Over the holidays, we found the cause of the mechanical failure. New replacement machines are on their way. With installation and testing time, I expect...
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Wish I Had Better News (for Customer Orders >4500+)
Patrick the Inventor again. I'm sad to say that your order will not ship until the New Year. We had a mechanical failure. I will let you know as soon as we fix the machine that brings your EXPANDY together. Until then,...
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Your Order is Shipping Next
Patrick the Inventor here with a personal video to thank you for your continued patience. You can expect your order to ship next week. We are working though orders on a first-come / first-served basis. And you're next. ...
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Now Accepting Pre-Orders !
Now Accepting Pre-Orders ! After a Tik-Tok hit in January, we sold out in a week! So we upgraded to a new factory. And I am delighted with their work! So we're now accepting pre-orders. We expect to ship by...