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A curved shower rod is $40 on the box and about $90 by the time it actually works — rings, liners, splash guards. Here's the honest arithmetic against EXPANDY®, including when a curved rod is still the better buy.

Curved rods, weighted hems, suction clips, hookless curtains — an honest walk through every way to get more shower space, mine included, with a side-by-side comparison and a straight answer on which one is actually right for you.

Fast-moving air inside your shower drops the pressure, and a limp curtain loses that fight every single time. Here's the real physics of the cling — including the part scientists argued about for years — and why weighted hems, magnets and curved rods all miss the mechanism.

It's Patrick the Inventor. After months of building, testing, and perfecting ... EXPANDY® is back in stock. Made right here in the USA with no price increases ! BUY NOW Our production team has been incredible. They had to contend...

It's Patrick again. I promised you an update from the factory floor. I'm here at Danielle Die Cut in Garfield, NJ. The machine behind me is a high-speed clamshell press. Every EXPANDY® panel gets cut out first by Peter and...

It's Patrick again. I'll be direct and honest: production is running, but June 1 (tomorrow) is not happening. We'll need another week, possibly two. Remember Dennis and Ronnie from Supreme? They delivered three of the five dies we require, but...