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  • Still in Production 🏭 Ship Date Soon 🚀

    Still in Production 🏭 Ship Date Soon 🚀

    It's Patrick again. I'll be direct and honest: production is running, but June 1 (tomorrow) is not happening. We'll need another week, possibly two. Remember Dennis and Ronnie from Supreme? They delivered three of the five dies we require, but...

  • Second Factory Tour 🏭 Meet Frankie

    Second Factory Tour 🏭 Meet Frankie

    It's Patrick the Inventor again. That's me with Frankie in New Jersey. His team will be cutting and sealing the patented folding panels and hoops that become your EXPANDY® I'm happy to confirm that we are on schedule, as promised....

  • Where your EXPANDY® gets made

    Where your EXPANDY® gets made

    I'm happy to confirm that we are on schedule to start delivering on June 1.   I filmed this video this week at Supreme Steel Rule Dies in Paterson, NJ. They've been making custom dies here for decades. These are the...

  • Back in Production  🎉  Your EXPANDY® is Being Made

    Back in Production 🎉 Your EXPANDY® is Being Made

    Good news: we are back in production! After the sealing machine failures over the holidays, the bad film from the wrong supplier, the product recall in February, and months of seeking the right supplier … we are making EXPANDY® panels...

  • Get Ready to Say Yay in May !

    Get Ready to Say Yay in May !

    It's certainly been a while. Last update was Feb 26. Why so long? I'll explain later. But first, here’s the good news: we should be back in stock by May! So if you got a defective product, your voucher for...

  • Your Order is Almost Here 🚀

    Your Order is Almost Here 🚀

    Yippee, we're shipping !! The new equipment arrived and was immediately installed. I wish I could show you, but my patent attorney would strangle me for disclosing our manufacturing methods.   Some of you have been waiting patiently since late...